Saturday, 13 February 2010

Best Film Quotes EVER.

Ok, so there's obvious awesome favourites.

'I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.'

'You're going to need a bigger boat.'

'E.T phone home.'

My mama always said, 'Life is (was) like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'

ooh the text changed. and it remained changed.

So...

There's obvious favourites. But mine are all kinda... remarkable in their own way.

Read on mon amis!!

Anchorman (there's so many but I've narrowed it down to three.
1. 'Hey... where did you get those clothes.. at the, toilet... store?'
2. 'I'm Ron Burgundy?'
'Damn it, who put a question mark on the teleprompter?'
3. 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!'


Cold Mountain. Totally tragic movie, but there's one line that always gets me a little bit tearful.

'They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'

Team America.... F*** yeah!!

'We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! '


Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is


And my Anthony Hopkins quote of the day:

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."


The ones from films that I haven't named... you fail if you don't know where they're from.



Peace out... xxx

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