I'm happy because...

I'm not needing to pay ladyboys for sex. I'm not getting sex but the principal is there.


I'm happy because I said no to the one person I never thought I could.


I'm happy because I am beautiful and feel it, even if I've eaten far too much today.


I'm happy because I had the best weekend with my family.


I'm happy because I live with wonderful people who make me smile.


I'm happy because I'm chatting to someone who seems interested in me...


I'm happy because Vicky Baker is gay... gay every day.


I'm not happy that Peter Parker revealed his identity.


Tony Stark gon' geddit.


xxx Peace out xxx

Suzie and Sophie quotes (additional material by Vicky 'The Traitor' Baker)

Here are some of the quotes me and Suzie say, pretty much everyday. I will tell you of the origins...


'I wouldn't lie to you, mate!...' continued further, this is a speech from Funny People by Leslie Mann's character. We say it in a shit Australian accent... on purpose.

'...Yes.' - This came from me not knowing what to say to a comment on a facebook status, so I wrote 'Yes.' and Suzie said it so funnily we wet ourselves. laughing, of course.

'Put your hand DOWN little steve!' or 'Keep icing your front bum!' - Get over it quotes.

'not really.' said more often, still a get over it quote.

'as Gan Yam' - cockermouth saying, that I say to copy Suzie coz I hate myself and Suzie is my God. SLIT MY WRISTS, said Sarah Kane. I have forgotten what I'M writing about.

Anything in capital letters, with a question mark. No reason really. for example - MINGE?

SHAWWWWWWWWWWWA DVD!! OK so this one time, I was talking to Baker and Suze, and... I sounded Japanese apparently. I meant to say, shall i shove on a dvd.


'And then he licked me out...' A JOKE IT WAS!!!!


:D we're crazy. There's more, I'm sure. xxx

The Great Bath Heist / Wii Night

So,

Group B are ever mischievous, and just to add to the mischief various members, (and Hayley from Group A) performed the greatest heist to hit Weston, and maybe the world.

Messyrs -
Ben 'She was 18 and Legal' Crowden,
Charlotte 'YesYesYes!' McCormack,
Stacey 'WhyAyMon' Jackson
Rob *Random Feminine Scream* Brown
Rory 'NotTodayOhNo' Truscott
Hayley 'OuchCharlie' Goodman
Fred *THIS IS SWEDDDDDDDDDEN* Dahlqvist
and
Sophie 'LetsPlayCharades' Sleep


all stole a bath that looked like...







weighed a much as one of these







and carried it across a barren wasteland of filth (nah, just Weston) that may as well have been like this






but now the bath is in place for our Hamletmachine piece.


Phew.


And, as I am loving Walliscote life, I will tell you of last night's esapades.

So a lively bunch got together, ate carrot cake (made by BeAuTiFuL Suzie Soo) and played the Wii... and watched Weston DVDS like the end of year show, and me and Krasimir Hristov drew on each other with felt tip pens. :) Rob Brown also drew a penguin on me, which was very nice.


Peace Out.
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Update? And more Tron related mischief.

my hair now looks like this. And I'm going to Poland, for which I will write a big blog... I'm also going to get a fur coat... which will also have its own blog.

PS, There is nothing like being with friends, when one of them is accompanying you in singing the Jaws theme tune whenever there's a quiet moment in Tron (hint, it's whenever the bad guy has his own scene)


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I hope sincerely this year is better than the last one. x x x x

Weekly Mischief... Wesston style.

Ok, so this week I've revisited my childhood with the glory of fortune telling... remember those paper fortunes you used to make?

Well, we were just messing.

Here are the culprits Weston College are looking for:

Ben Crowden
Tom Stentaford
Rob Brown
Fred Dahlqvist
Charlotte McCormack
... me. :)


and for the last two days we've been going craaaazy.


Our top fortunes:

Ben - going up to a stranger and announcing he's got new socks on. His response ... 'Ok.'

Tom - grabbing the hands of a stranger and singing 'Sausage fingers.'

Rob - shouting 'George Harrison is a c***!' in contextual studies

Fred - slapping himself frequently

Charlotte - making up a game on the spot / asking a stranger 'Tampon?'

Sophie (me) - making an imaginary bus and trying to get passengers. or suckling on someone next to me.

fun fun week.
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A song...

That I needed to uplift me tonight, because somehow, that bastard crawled back into my head.



Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can't complete
Listen to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning to find release

Oh, the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

You should have listened, there is someone here inside
Someone I thought had died so long ago
Oh, I'm screaming out and my dreams'll be heard
They will not be pushed aside on words
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't, if you won't

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but I will complete

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you think you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own, my own





Quote, Sophie Sleep.

'We never belonged together, we needed to be together. But all in all, any one person is strong enough to be alone. I have two feet and two hands, one brain. My feet were meant to walk on my own path. My brain knows how to survive alone. My hands will want someone elses to hold one day... but for now, I'm holding my own.'

Travel Plan!!!!

Regardless of the outcome of my university time, I need to go travelling. So... here's the plan... who's gonna come?

This plan is down until I'm 30. That's ten years away.


1. Inter-railing around Europe, stopping in Ireland for a good few weeks.
2. Oz :) - prob will move there for a good few years... or year.
3. Road trip / whatever around US... New York, Cali are musts.
4. Africa, safari / trekking.
5. New Zealand
6. Taking on Asia?

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extract from something I'm writing

There’s that moment isn’t there? Within each passing flutter of a ‘new love affair’… there’s that moment. When laughter dissolves into silence, when the eyes cease to crease from a smile. Suddenly there’s nothing to laugh about anymore. It’s you and that person, and no noise disturbs you. You need them. To touch you, no matter how fleeting, how soft, how tender… sometimes it’s torture. Awaiting the feeling of that person’s skin, their warmth.
Your eyes are locked. It’s almost a challenge… who is the brave one? Who has the courage to begin this new and exciting journey you’re going to start. Well… it was me, this time. Then after that you never needed much persuading. The first time we kissed… oh it was wonderful. Never have two lips appeared to synchronise and fit as ours did. It was tender and full of affection… both wanted to comfort the other.
Then the heat set in. Affection and passion became one. And the times when our bodies weren’t entwined were just as passionate as when they were.
‘Your heart understood mine. In the depth of the fragrant night, I listened with ravished soul to your beloved voice. Your heart understood mine.’

My Top Five Favourite Movies of the moment.

5. Pulp Fiction - :O OMG.

favourite scene - Mcdonalds in Europe discussion.
Favourite quote -
'Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. '


4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame

favourite scene - the uber perverse Hellfire scene, purely because I dont know how they got away with it.
Favourite quote - 'she's a girl, not a mackerel!'

3. V for Vendetta.

favourite scene, the incredible end sequence.
Favourite quote - Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.



2. Juno, always.

Favourite scene, any with Allison Janney. :)
Favourite quote - ' Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug! '

1. Scott Pilgrim - genuinely incredible.


favourite scene, all of them!!!!!

Favourite quote - 'Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.'

:) Brandon Routh makes me happy.

:) I love Weston :)

Thank you everyone for helping me get over my genuinely average summer. Love you all...


Big SHOUT to my housemates at Walliscote. I love our house :P x x x x x x x x x x