I'm happy because...

I'm not needing to pay ladyboys for sex. I'm not getting sex but the principal is there.


I'm happy because I said no to the one person I never thought I could.


I'm happy because I am beautiful and feel it, even if I've eaten far too much today.


I'm happy because I had the best weekend with my family.


I'm happy because I live with wonderful people who make me smile.


I'm happy because I'm chatting to someone who seems interested in me...


I'm happy because Vicky Baker is gay... gay every day.


I'm not happy that Peter Parker revealed his identity.


Tony Stark gon' geddit.


xxx Peace out xxx