Wednesday 24 March 2010

The Superdrug boy

How did I miss you? Looking so fine
All the girls agreeing and getting in line
You looked like an angel with highlighted hair
When at last I saw you, damn did I stare.
A god in amongst the shampoos and creams
Someone who's stepped right out of a dream.
Now that I've seen you I'll need to seek
A reason to buy something every week.

Om nom nom nom nom.
Superdrug boy...

Sunday 21 March 2010

Did SOMEONE say CUUUURVES



Yes ladies, those who, like me, choose a bar of chocolate over a stick of celery... who opt for full fat milk rather than skimmed, and who like golden nuggets over muesli, our time is now!!!!

I have decided, as a larger big breasted almost adult, to love my shape, as no one else has it.
And who is to say I shouldn't?

And if I can buy a body con dress, and feel this fab...





who says no one else can????

Curves, bumps, wobbly bits... they're all amazing. If you learn to forget them everyone else will to.



Girls, get up and shake what McDonalds gave us!!!!!!!


Peace OUT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Last night

WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!


my housemates birthday, and we all had such a good time. When pictures are posted I'll put them up!!!!


Bafta themed... and I changed 3 times!!!

Home by half four :)
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Friday 19 March 2010

I really Miss...

  • My daddy when he's not home. The same goes for the cats, they're moping around like we've castrated them. COME HOME DADDY!!!
  • Weston, OMG but it's true. I guess more because everyone here is busy or at uni... so I don't really have much to do. Last two days I've done nothing but contemplate doing some prompt book, however, talking to Miss McCormack, she's in the same boat :)
  • I miss the ability of being able to kneel. Seriously, ask me to show you my knee, I can't do ANYTHING on hard ground involving my knee.
  • I miss waking up next to someone in the morning and just having them smile and hold me. (vomiticious, i know)
  • I miss being a size 12. I was one at the tender age of... 14??? I think.
  • I miss my hips looking human.
  • I miss Skins already, 8 episodes is shit, but me and Coutts say we're going to audition :)
  • I miss my girlies Pogs and Emily... ZAANNNNTEEEEE!

Meow.


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Sunday 14 March 2010

Wanna know a secret?

I'm afraid.

I'm actually quite weak.

I'm easy to upset.

I bruise easily.

I'm not a bad person.

I'm a bit stupid.

I shouldn't go near alcohol.

I am back in Weston and afraid to go out in case I cause more problems.


And most of all, I'm truly sorry for any hurt I have caused, and want to know how I can make it better...

I'm just sorry.

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Thursday 11 March 2010

before continuing through lord of the rings spoofs

(Which I will write later)

I just want to say, to all my amazing friends at Weston College, I truly and utterly adore you all, I came into college today with the worst mood I've had in a while... and just five minutes with your positive attitudes, your wit and hugs (Jamie) and I felt the complete opposite to how I did.

I have friends from home who I wouldn't swap for anything, but on occasion some of them (and thats a tiny percentage) make me feel bad about myself. You've never made me feel singled out, or uncomfortable, laughed at me or made me feel intimidated, so I really want to thank you all for that.

I know that we'll all move on in just over a year... and if I'm honest I probably won't continue onto Bath... but I just want to say, you're all so special and dear to me and I'll never forget you all. They say at uni you make your friends for life... and I have.


xxxxxxxxxxxxx 'It means nothing, if I haven't got you.'

(Peace out)

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Tuesday 9 March 2010

Part 2 Green Room Battle.

The two humans and the dwarf stood confused and awestruck... they had not heard to the horn of Warwick since the food battle of the Bistro years before.

Drawing her axe, Suzli the dwarf snarled and said... 'Fantastic! First battle for months! Who dares to come into MY Green Room?'
Shielding his beloved, Krasifarimir took out his handy bow and arrow... Eosoph assisted him in putting it the right way round, which indicates Kras is a fool.
Then the three all gasped in amazement...


Peeking round the door, there was not one, not two, but FIVE hobbits!

Suzli, Eosoph and recognised the faces of PipTom, Merory and Ben Wise, who they had fought beside in the fight to save Middle Somerset... but they had two new companions who they didn't know.
Two female hobbits, one with long brown hair down to her bottom, the other with two toned blonde and pink hair. They were riding in a trolley disguised as a dragon. Merory held the Warwick horn proudly, grinning like a Cheshire Cat (ooh, crossover).



'Foolish hobbits!' Shrieked Suzli, 'you come here and make us think we're under attack!'

PipTom and Merory chuckled, 'We found the Warwick horn!' said Merory.

'We can see that!' said Eosoph. 'Why do you have it?'

'errrr.... Dunno really, um... err... Lord Ruthron said it has a magic power.' stammered PipTom.
'It can bring peoples back from ANY place!' squealed Ben Wise.

Eosoph stepped forward and knelt before the halflings. 'Anyone?' she said.

And then they all had the same brilliant idea.


:)

Monday 8 March 2010

Westonshire College... Green Room Battle

'Wonderful day is it not?' proclaimed Eosoph to KrasiFarimir... new found lovers following the crowning of Fredagorn, the king of Big Hill.

'Vlunderful', said Kras. 'I walked into the Deep College this morning met only by a massive gale of wind as opposed to a tornado...'
'Those darn tornadoes. They knocked over three ents last week.' grumbled Suzli, the corner dwarf.

Life had been peaceful in Westonshire since the fall of Larr-son, the Lidless eye of the Performing Arts office. A terrible battle of wits and strength had taken place one that had taken seven and a half hours, until the Ring of Urge could be destroyed... and nearly ending the lives of Bryodo and Ben Wise the hobbits of Madeira Cove. Bryodo had since disappeared in a ship but I have a feeling she'll be back soon....

The odd threesome of Eosoph, Kras and Suzli relaxed, Suzli puffing lovingly on her trademark pipe, which made her say silly things.
All of a sudden, they heard a horn... the horn of Warwick... but how could this be? The house of Warwick had lost their horn... the scatterbrained housemates were simple like that.


So who could the horn have been blown by?


TBC... (peace out) xxx

Sunday 7 March 2010

True Blood



Lets think... the premise of True Blood is remarkably grotesque and horny.

There are vampires that have been accepted in society, on the grounds that they don't feast on the humans, only on the blood substance humans have created, 'Tru Blood'


:O :O hence the title!!!!

Then there's Bill... oh Bill. and his little bitch Sookie. Who, remarkably can read minds...

But Bill...

And they fall in love. That's all I got so far. :) I love it!!

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Peace out

Saturday 6 March 2010

The best things in life...


Involves giant robots... i totally bum transformers... it actually hurts...

Favourite quotes...

I just wanted to show him my cannons

My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!

Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up... And no drippy-drippy

Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...
Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!

No sacrifice, no victory!

I thought you said "the car chooses its owner."
Yeah well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father.

No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. No, it... it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.

Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...

I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!

Sir, just ask yourself... What would Jesus do?



Many more on IMDB


I just love watching large robotic organisms getting their groove on...






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Tuesday 2 March 2010

Smelly Cat...



Smelly caaaaaat!!!! I miss my cats...

Spesh when they make faces like this...




Still no laptop. Little to report, apart from I love my new comedy teacher :)

Sabretooth tiger or Stegasaurus?
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Is me as cartooon

Is me as cartooon
Yay!

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