I'm happy because...

I'm not needing to pay ladyboys for sex. I'm not getting sex but the principal is there.


I'm happy because I said no to the one person I never thought I could.


I'm happy because I am beautiful and feel it, even if I've eaten far too much today.


I'm happy because I had the best weekend with my family.


I'm happy because I live with wonderful people who make me smile.


I'm happy because I'm chatting to someone who seems interested in me...


I'm happy because Vicky Baker is gay... gay every day.


I'm not happy that Peter Parker revealed his identity.


Tony Stark gon' geddit.


xxx Peace out xxx

Suzie and Sophie quotes (additional material by Vicky 'The Traitor' Baker)

Here are some of the quotes me and Suzie say, pretty much everyday. I will tell you of the origins...


'I wouldn't lie to you, mate!...' continued further, this is a speech from Funny People by Leslie Mann's character. We say it in a shit Australian accent... on purpose.

'...Yes.' - This came from me not knowing what to say to a comment on a facebook status, so I wrote 'Yes.' and Suzie said it so funnily we wet ourselves. laughing, of course.

'Put your hand DOWN little steve!' or 'Keep icing your front bum!' - Get over it quotes.

'not really.' said more often, still a get over it quote.

'as Gan Yam' - cockermouth saying, that I say to copy Suzie coz I hate myself and Suzie is my God. SLIT MY WRISTS, said Sarah Kane. I have forgotten what I'M writing about.

Anything in capital letters, with a question mark. No reason really. for example - MINGE?

SHAWWWWWWWWWWWA DVD!! OK so this one time, I was talking to Baker and Suze, and... I sounded Japanese apparently. I meant to say, shall i shove on a dvd.


'And then he licked me out...' A JOKE IT WAS!!!!


:D we're crazy. There's more, I'm sure. xxx

The Great Bath Heist / Wii Night

So,

Group B are ever mischievous, and just to add to the mischief various members, (and Hayley from Group A) performed the greatest heist to hit Weston, and maybe the world.

Messyrs -
Ben 'She was 18 and Legal' Crowden,
Charlotte 'YesYesYes!' McCormack,
Stacey 'WhyAyMon' Jackson
Rob *Random Feminine Scream* Brown
Rory 'NotTodayOhNo' Truscott
Hayley 'OuchCharlie' Goodman
Fred *THIS IS SWEDDDDDDDDDEN* Dahlqvist
and
Sophie 'LetsPlayCharades' Sleep


all stole a bath that looked like...







weighed a much as one of these







and carried it across a barren wasteland of filth (nah, just Weston) that may as well have been like this






but now the bath is in place for our Hamletmachine piece.


Phew.


And, as I am loving Walliscote life, I will tell you of last night's esapades.

So a lively bunch got together, ate carrot cake (made by BeAuTiFuL Suzie Soo) and played the Wii... and watched Weston DVDS like the end of year show, and me and Krasimir Hristov drew on each other with felt tip pens. :) Rob Brown also drew a penguin on me, which was very nice.


Peace Out.
xxxx

Update? And more Tron related mischief.

my hair now looks like this. And I'm going to Poland, for which I will write a big blog... I'm also going to get a fur coat... which will also have its own blog.

PS, There is nothing like being with friends, when one of them is accompanying you in singing the Jaws theme tune whenever there's a quiet moment in Tron (hint, it's whenever the bad guy has his own scene)


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I hope sincerely this year is better than the last one. x x x x