Update

In exactly 13 days, I move into my new house.

For 2 days my best friend has been in the US.

Since Monday I have spent nearly 3 days social time with 3 beautiful girls all much more attractive than me, and blonde.

Since this morning I have only had a croissant. My waistline looks smaller.

I have exactly 6 layers of concealer and foundation on my face.

This is better than normal, I normally have 8.

I have written stand up material about 'Giant Shark and Giant Octopus.'

I still have no grant from Student BLOODY Finance.
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