Weekly Mischief... Wesston style.

Ok, so this week I've revisited my childhood with the glory of fortune telling... remember those paper fortunes you used to make?

Well, we were just messing.

Here are the culprits Weston College are looking for:

Ben Crowden
Tom Stentaford
Rob Brown
Fred Dahlqvist
Charlotte McCormack
... me. :)


and for the last two days we've been going craaaazy.


Our top fortunes:

Ben - going up to a stranger and announcing he's got new socks on. His response ... 'Ok.'

Tom - grabbing the hands of a stranger and singing 'Sausage fingers.'

Rob - shouting 'George Harrison is a c***!' in contextual studies

Fred - slapping himself frequently

Charlotte - making up a game on the spot / asking a stranger 'Tampon?'

Sophie (me) - making an imaginary bus and trying to get passengers. or suckling on someone next to me.

fun fun week.
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A song...

That I needed to uplift me tonight, because somehow, that bastard crawled back into my head.



Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can't complete
Listen to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning to find release

Oh, the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

You should have listened, there is someone here inside
Someone I thought had died so long ago
Oh, I'm screaming out and my dreams'll be heard
They will not be pushed aside on words
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't, if you won't

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but I will complete

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you think you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own, my own





Quote, Sophie Sleep.

'We never belonged together, we needed to be together. But all in all, any one person is strong enough to be alone. I have two feet and two hands, one brain. My feet were meant to walk on my own path. My brain knows how to survive alone. My hands will want someone elses to hold one day... but for now, I'm holding my own.'

Travel Plan!!!!

Regardless of the outcome of my university time, I need to go travelling. So... here's the plan... who's gonna come?

This plan is down until I'm 30. That's ten years away.


1. Inter-railing around Europe, stopping in Ireland for a good few weeks.
2. Oz :) - prob will move there for a good few years... or year.
3. Road trip / whatever around US... New York, Cali are musts.
4. Africa, safari / trekking.
5. New Zealand
6. Taking on Asia?

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extract from something I'm writing

There’s that moment isn’t there? Within each passing flutter of a ‘new love affair’… there’s that moment. When laughter dissolves into silence, when the eyes cease to crease from a smile. Suddenly there’s nothing to laugh about anymore. It’s you and that person, and no noise disturbs you. You need them. To touch you, no matter how fleeting, how soft, how tender… sometimes it’s torture. Awaiting the feeling of that person’s skin, their warmth.
Your eyes are locked. It’s almost a challenge… who is the brave one? Who has the courage to begin this new and exciting journey you’re going to start. Well… it was me, this time. Then after that you never needed much persuading. The first time we kissed… oh it was wonderful. Never have two lips appeared to synchronise and fit as ours did. It was tender and full of affection… both wanted to comfort the other.
Then the heat set in. Affection and passion became one. And the times when our bodies weren’t entwined were just as passionate as when they were.
‘Your heart understood mine. In the depth of the fragrant night, I listened with ravished soul to your beloved voice. Your heart understood mine.’

My Top Five Favourite Movies of the moment.

5. Pulp Fiction - :O OMG.

favourite scene - Mcdonalds in Europe discussion.
Favourite quote -
'Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. '


4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame

favourite scene - the uber perverse Hellfire scene, purely because I dont know how they got away with it.
Favourite quote - 'she's a girl, not a mackerel!'

3. V for Vendetta.

favourite scene, the incredible end sequence.
Favourite quote - Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.



2. Juno, always.

Favourite scene, any with Allison Janney. :)
Favourite quote - ' Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug! '

1. Scott Pilgrim - genuinely incredible.


favourite scene, all of them!!!!!

Favourite quote - 'Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.'

:) Brandon Routh makes me happy.

:) I love Weston :)

Thank you everyone for helping me get over my genuinely average summer. Love you all...


Big SHOUT to my housemates at Walliscote. I love our house :P x x x x x x x x x x

Update

In exactly 13 days, I move into my new house.

For 2 days my best friend has been in the US.

Since Monday I have spent nearly 3 days social time with 3 beautiful girls all much more attractive than me, and blonde.

Since this morning I have only had a croissant. My waistline looks smaller.

I have exactly 6 layers of concealer and foundation on my face.

This is better than normal, I normally have 8.

I have written stand up material about 'Giant Shark and Giant Octopus.'

I still have no grant from Student BLOODY Finance.
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Just a wee update, and a life plan...

So here's whats new...

1. My bestest friendus in the world is leaving for America for 10 months in 16 days. Needless to say I'm mad at her :P

2. I can only be a friendus for her beloved whilst she's away for a mediocre 15 days after she leaves, BECAUSE

3. I move into a new HOUSE on the 7th. I went there today and put some of my stuff in my new (big) room. :) I'm ludicrously excited.

4. Student Finance are literally good for nothing.

5. I still have new hair.

6. I have a DATE soon. eep.

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Part 2: Life Plan.

1. Finish 2nd year of uni, with hopeful entry to Bath, if not, figure out new career move.

2. Turn 21 with 2 fabulous celebrations, 1) Ramshackle club 2) ESPANA!!!

3. If Bath is an option, get degree.

4. After degree, do masters.

5. If Bath is not an option, find full time work to save and go travelling with a group, or solo.

6. After either of these options figure out a living.

7. Find man, if man is not found (estimated age: 25)

8. Tie him down.

9. Pop out some kids.

10. Buy a dog (this could come before or after option nine)

11. Live until I die. Avoid falling pianos and gangrene.

New hair, new start???

So i had LE GRANDE CHOP.

can't believe I did it to be honest,

but I was tired of ratty long hair...

ok, so it doesnt look too bad in that picture.

so I took a plunge...

and now its short and punk a riffic...

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Walliscote massive!!!!

Ok in like a month ish I'll be moving into my awesome new house, so I'd like to introduce you to my new room mates....

So, thats Ben, also known as little Ben, or brunette Ben. You can also call him Fuzi but he probably won't answer. He's amazing and I love him.

This is other Ben, also known as Blonde Ben, or Moorman. He will probably answer to this, but he'll touch your bum while he does so (it's ok, its only laughs, he loves Little Ben)

This saucy minx is Amy, code name Tebbs.

Don't worry, she's not really blue, she's just veerry clever.

This hot mama is Miss Amelia...

She's lovely and I can't wait to get to know her better (wink wink, nudge nudge)

This bright eyed beauty is Miss Baker (or Vicky to those who don't go to our college)

God I love her, she's my room neighbour and I will pester her constantly. xxxx

And last, but certainly not least is...

Suzie Boozy Snoozy Moozle!!!

She's just plain gorgeousness in a wee little package...

House of Madness?? of course!! What a year this will be!!!

6 weeks and a day!!!!

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